Post by blockerst on Jul 20, 2009 8:55:35 GMT -5
"Yo Momma's so fat she jumped through Halo and got stuck."
"Yo Momma's so fat when she fell through the map, she killed the Guardians."
"Yo Momma's so fat when she went through a teleporter, she telefragged her left thigh."
"Yo Momma's so fat when she jumped on the swinging bridge on Headlong, it overloaded."
"Yo Momma's so fat she takes up two pregame lobbies."
"Yo Momma's so fat when she spawned she got a Killamanjaro, Killamanjaro, Killamanjaro..."
"Yo Momma's so fat she walked up to the Scorpion and it said "Don't press X to drive Scorpion."
"Yo Momma's so fat when she spawned, no one else could spawn because she took up all the spawn points."
"Yo Momma's so fat when she went to blue screen it said "Reducing weight""
"Yo Momma's so fat she actually uses the Pizza Cutter on Burial Mounds."
"Yo Momma's so fat when she spawned it said "Press X to pick up Sniper Rifle, Plasma Pistol, Plasma Rifle, SMG..."
"Yo Momma's so stupid people thought she was stand-bying because she kept running into walls."
"Yo Momma's so fat that she sat on Halo and Elites popped out."
(This is just a joke)"imSuck's Mom is so fat that her gamertag is imFat."
"Yo Momma's so fat to crouch for a superbounce she just has to stick her finger under a crouch spot."
"Yo Momma's so fat to get out of the map you just have to have her run straight at a barrier."
"Yo Momma's so fat you have to hog launch with 16,000+ grenades to get on top of her... LAYING DOWN!"
"Yo Momma's so stupid we asked her to get the combo and she went and got the #9 at McDonalds."
"Yo Momma's so stupid we were suggesting maps and I said Lockout she said "NO LET ME BACK IN!""
"Yo Momma's so fat they use her to play King of the Hill."
"Yo Momma's so fat when you play territories she has control of ALL of them."
Yo momma's so fat, she's the reason why the Prophet's name is Regret.
Yo momma's so fat, the ending cutscene from Halo 1 actually happened because she tried making a jump video.
Yo momma's so fat, Tartarus had to make his shield.
Yo momma's fat, her real name is Threshold.
Yo momma's so fat, she stepped on the Covenant homeworld and made all the Grunts small.
Yo momma's so fat, Waterworks is the inside of her stomach.
Yo momma's so fat, she can get out of Waterworks [which makes her significantly smaller than the previous joke, but whatever...].
Yo momma's so fat, she tries Wraiths on as slippers.
Yo momma's so fat, when Reach got glassed, she said 'ooh, a marble!'
Yo momma's so fat, she gives Master Chief nightmares.
Yo momma's so fat, she gives Tartarus nightmares.
Yo momma's so fat, she gives the Flood nightmares.
Yo momma's so fat, she uses the Pillar of Autumn as a back scratcher.
Yo momma's so fat, the Covenant tried to invade her.
"Yo mamma is so fat she's Gravemind's ex-wife."
Yo momma's so stupid, she went to a Covenant party dressed as a Marine.
Yo momma's so stupid, when Hunters popped out, she looked for a bloodhound.
Yo momma's so stupid, when the Covenant invaded Earth, she left out cookies and milk.
Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to recharge a plasma pistol.
Yo momma's so stupid, in CTF, she asked, "where's the bomb?!"
Your momas so fat, the warthog had to ride Her.
Your momas so fat that the halo ring is the perfect size for her ring finger.
Yo momma's so ugly, she turns Elites on.
Yo momma's so ugly, she looked at the Covenant and they died [except for the Elites].
Yo momma's so ugly, the Covenant saw her and ran away from Earth [except for the Elites.
Yo momma's so fat, when she spawned, the whole map got overloaded.
Yo momma's so ugly, she makes Tartarus look like Jessica Alba.
Yo momma's so ugly, she turns Elites on.
Yo momma's so ugly, she looked at the Covenant and they died [except for the Elites].
Yo momma's so ugly, the Covenant saw her and ran away from Earth [except for the Elites].
Yo momma's so ugly, she and Tartarus got married.
Yo momma's so ugly, she makes the Gravemind jealous.
Yo momma's so ugly, she's really Covenant.
Yo momma's so ugly, she's the reason why all those cars crashed on the Metropolis bridge.
Yo momma's so ugly, she got run over by a Scarab and looked better.
Yo Momma's so fat, I shot her with a rocket launcher and she said "That tickles!"
Yo Momma's so stupid, she fell to her death on Midship.
Yo Momma's so stupid, she played herself in an MLG game, and lost.
Yo momma's so fat, she eats 12 Containments a day!
Yo momma's so ugly, she got three Killimanjaros, just by looking at her opponent.
Yo momma's so dumb, she thinks Zyos is legit.
Yo momma's so fat, she rode a Scarab, as a roller skate!
Your mom is so fat, the covenant mistook her for the Ark. BAM
got it all fom high halo or something like that.
"Yo Momma's so fat when she fell through the map, she killed the Guardians."
"Yo Momma's so fat when she went through a teleporter, she telefragged her left thigh."
"Yo Momma's so fat when she jumped on the swinging bridge on Headlong, it overloaded."
"Yo Momma's so fat she takes up two pregame lobbies."
"Yo Momma's so fat when she spawned she got a Killamanjaro, Killamanjaro, Killamanjaro..."
"Yo Momma's so fat she walked up to the Scorpion and it said "Don't press X to drive Scorpion."
"Yo Momma's so fat when she spawned, no one else could spawn because she took up all the spawn points."
"Yo Momma's so fat when she went to blue screen it said "Reducing weight""
"Yo Momma's so fat she actually uses the Pizza Cutter on Burial Mounds."
"Yo Momma's so fat when she spawned it said "Press X to pick up Sniper Rifle, Plasma Pistol, Plasma Rifle, SMG..."
"Yo Momma's so stupid people thought she was stand-bying because she kept running into walls."
"Yo Momma's so fat that she sat on Halo and Elites popped out."
(This is just a joke)"imSuck's Mom is so fat that her gamertag is imFat."
"Yo Momma's so fat to crouch for a superbounce she just has to stick her finger under a crouch spot."
"Yo Momma's so fat to get out of the map you just have to have her run straight at a barrier."
"Yo Momma's so fat you have to hog launch with 16,000+ grenades to get on top of her... LAYING DOWN!"
"Yo Momma's so stupid we asked her to get the combo and she went and got the #9 at McDonalds."
"Yo Momma's so stupid we were suggesting maps and I said Lockout she said "NO LET ME BACK IN!""
"Yo Momma's so fat they use her to play King of the Hill."
"Yo Momma's so fat when you play territories she has control of ALL of them."
Yo momma's so fat, she's the reason why the Prophet's name is Regret.
Yo momma's so fat, the ending cutscene from Halo 1 actually happened because she tried making a jump video.
Yo momma's so fat, Tartarus had to make his shield.
Yo momma's fat, her real name is Threshold.
Yo momma's so fat, she stepped on the Covenant homeworld and made all the Grunts small.
Yo momma's so fat, Waterworks is the inside of her stomach.
Yo momma's so fat, she can get out of Waterworks [which makes her significantly smaller than the previous joke, but whatever...].
Yo momma's so fat, she tries Wraiths on as slippers.
Yo momma's so fat, when Reach got glassed, she said 'ooh, a marble!'
Yo momma's so fat, she gives Master Chief nightmares.
Yo momma's so fat, she gives Tartarus nightmares.
Yo momma's so fat, she gives the Flood nightmares.
Yo momma's so fat, she uses the Pillar of Autumn as a back scratcher.
Yo momma's so fat, the Covenant tried to invade her.
"Yo mamma is so fat she's Gravemind's ex-wife."
Yo momma's so stupid, she went to a Covenant party dressed as a Marine.
Yo momma's so stupid, when Hunters popped out, she looked for a bloodhound.
Yo momma's so stupid, when the Covenant invaded Earth, she left out cookies and milk.
Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to recharge a plasma pistol.
Yo momma's so stupid, in CTF, she asked, "where's the bomb?!"
Your momas so fat, the warthog had to ride Her.
Your momas so fat that the halo ring is the perfect size for her ring finger.
Yo momma's so ugly, she turns Elites on.
Yo momma's so ugly, she looked at the Covenant and they died [except for the Elites].
Yo momma's so ugly, the Covenant saw her and ran away from Earth [except for the Elites.
Yo momma's so fat, when she spawned, the whole map got overloaded.
Yo momma's so ugly, she makes Tartarus look like Jessica Alba.
Yo momma's so ugly, she turns Elites on.
Yo momma's so ugly, she looked at the Covenant and they died [except for the Elites].
Yo momma's so ugly, the Covenant saw her and ran away from Earth [except for the Elites].
Yo momma's so ugly, she and Tartarus got married.
Yo momma's so ugly, she makes the Gravemind jealous.
Yo momma's so ugly, she's really Covenant.
Yo momma's so ugly, she's the reason why all those cars crashed on the Metropolis bridge.
Yo momma's so ugly, she got run over by a Scarab and looked better.
Yo Momma's so fat, I shot her with a rocket launcher and she said "That tickles!"
Yo Momma's so stupid, she fell to her death on Midship.
Yo Momma's so stupid, she played herself in an MLG game, and lost.
Yo momma's so fat, she eats 12 Containments a day!
Yo momma's so ugly, she got three Killimanjaros, just by looking at her opponent.
Yo momma's so dumb, she thinks Zyos is legit.
Yo momma's so fat, she rode a Scarab, as a roller skate!
Your mom is so fat, the covenant mistook her for the Ark. BAM
got it all fom high halo or something like that.